Preacher man
selling false hopes every Sunday
promises of the future
dull the present
like last night's reefer
and Monday Night's Football game.
the road to heaven is paved with:
poverty
crime
drugs
booze
war
failed lotto tickets
unemployment
and that hard to get up feeling that even Geritol can't help.
Preacher man exhorts his congregation
as God's chosen to
turn the other cheek at home
kill the unbelievers abroad
since the bible tells us                                            
the meek with the biggest weapons shall inherit the earth.