“THE EDITORIAL BOARD OF THE BUFFALO COURIER EXPRESS”,
                    the announcement on the wall reads, “IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT
                  ROSS RUNFOLA HAS PASSED HIS PROBATIONARY PERIOD AND IS
                                   A FULL TIME REPORTER AT THE NEWSPAPER.”
                    hand written in big red letters underneath the proclamation
                               is an announcement of equal weight.
                                                           “SHIT!”