The Human Guinea Pig

                         Bill has at once the easiest and hardest job:

                         the easy part is only working  three hours a week

                         going to the college medical laboratory to submit to experiments.

                         the hard part is after being given untested shots or medications

                         waiting to see whether he will become violently ill or die.                      

                         Bill gingerly signs the medical releases

                         absolving the laboratory of any blame should he die or become sick,
 
                         submits to the experiments, then goes home

                         to sleep,  have violent  tremors, vomit forcefully, or die.

                         “ I’ m not a nine to five kind of guy,” he tells his ex-girlfriend Cindy

                          after she became angry when he was given a strain of the Aids virus

                          then a new serum to find out if it fights the infection.

                          “ When your numbers up, its up. Who knows I could quit my job then

                           get hit by a bus the next day?” he explains to Cindy,

                           who coldly  leaves their apartment after she delouses her clothes

                          and refuses to kiss Bill goodbye.

                           Bill’s relationships are shorter then most men given his profession

                           and a sleep pattern of between twelve to fourteen hours a day.

                           but he accepts this as one of the hazards of the job.
 
                           Bill considers himself the luckiest man in the world

                           “ Who knows, people may think of me as the next Jonas Salk,”

                             a hundred years from now,” he tells skeptics.

                              since Bill became a human guinea pig he also

                             found religion and goes to church again----

                                              when  he has the time.

 

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